Ad agency Holton Sentivan + Gury has revolutionized the world of drug ads. You can now create and market your own designer drug within seconds, with their easy-to-use tool.
Check out my ad here, or make your own. Unfortunately, they have a limited set of names in their system, so I had to go with my middle name, David, for my drug. (Even as a kid, I could never find personalized keychains and other novelties with the name Colin. I guess there’s just too few of us over here to make a profit from. Hopefully your name is even less original.)